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Experience playtime like never before with the revolutionary Labunaut Cosmo Edition! Using cutting-edge (and slightly unstable) technology direct from the Red Planet, this isn't just a toy... it's a journey! Forget ordinary figures, prepare for a character that defies expectations (and sometimes gravity) Features our patented Quantum Emotion Engine™!

Unbelievable Features!

Discover the Alien Technology Inside!

Red Sand Core Components

Utilizes refined Quantum Emotion Matrix for supposedly superior, yet slightly unstable, personality output. Warning: May cause slight gravitational anomalies.

Anti-Gravity Emotion Chamber™

Emotions don’t settle — they hover menacingly until manually absorbed into the Quantum Emotion Collector™ with included gravity-defying tongs. Diagram pending approval from Galactic Command.

Phased Plasma Emotion Control™

Offers settings from "Slightly Expressive" to "Dimensional Disruption". Accuracy is... variable. Use at your own risk.

Interdimensional Emotion Notification System™

Occasionally broadcasts emotion status back to Galactic Command. Privacy policy available in Quantum Encrypted format only.

What Earthlings Say!

Don't Just Take Our Word For It! (Results May Vary)

"My Labubu plays before I even start! Thanks, Labunaut Cosmo Edition!

"The anti-gravity emotion chamber saved my dignity! And my playroom!"

"I think... I think it boosted my Labubu's energy? 5 stars!"

Order Your Labunaut Cosmo Edition Today!

Get Ready for Interdimensional Flushes! (Shipping from Mars may take 6-8 Earth minutes)

40% OFF

$1,333.33 (3,999.99 ₢) $799.99 (2,399.97 ₢) + 1 Small Moon Rock

LIMITED TIME OFFER!

• Free Martian-English Dictionary
• Interplanetary 5-Year Warranty
• Anti-Gravity Crumb Tray Included

* ₢ = Martian Credits, official currency of Mars colonies

Frequently Asked Questions

Your Burning Questions Answered (Maybe)

Q: Is it safe?

A: Define "safe". Our Martian engineers assure us the radiation levels are *mostly* within acceptable limits for short-term exposure.

Q: Where do I get Martian Power Converters?

A: Currently backordered. Try bartering with a passing asteroid miner.

Q: Will it summon Martian overlords?

A: Please consult warranty section 7b, subsection Gamma-9 (written in Martian hieroglyphs).

Q: Does it work with bagels?

A: Bagel compatibility pending results from dimensional rift analysis.

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